Kevin Marie Byloos
“Lick, Lick, Lick”
Kabuki Kevin
Licki Records
I like mashed potatoes, you like clams and ham.
I love my Camaro, you don’t give a damn.
I like to make the noises, you wish that I would shush.
This inter-species rivalry will always end in touch!
Business hugs and elbow tugs, Dorothy, Rose and Blanche
I put your face on coffee mugs, Sophia bought a ranch.
I call you on the landline, you don’t pick up the phone
You’re paging all my clients, and my cover story’s blown!
From the cats in Puerto Rico
To the cats in Old Japan
Lick Lick Lick
Lick Lick Lick
From the cats that live in Chico
To the cats in Kyrgyzstan
Lick Lick Lick
Lick Lick Lick
I found you in the shower, it makes no sense to me
You used up all the body wash, but never rinsed your knees
You bite my legs that smell like chlorine, my fingers taste like beer
You never got my invite to Halloween last year!
You’re quick like a banana, I’m crafty like a narc
We’re Gargamel and Azrael, fighting in the dark.
You evade my capture, I test your reflex
When it goes beyond quadratic, it gets a bit more complex.
From the cats in Puerto Rico
To the cats in Old Japan
Lick Lick Lick
Lick Lick Lick
From the cats that live in Chico
To the cats in Kyrgyzstan
Lick Lick Lick
Lick Lick Lick
For the cats out in the country
To the city felines too
Lick Lick Lick
Lick Lick Lick
All those magic kitten catties do what kitties do
Lick Lick Lick
Lick Lick Lick
Clams, lamb, and ham,
Ham, clams, lamb and ham again
Clams, lamb, and ham,
Ham, clams, lamb and ham again
From the cats in Puerto Rico
To the cats in Old Japan
Lick Lick Lick
Lick Lick Lick
From the cats that live in Chico
To the cats in Kyrgyzstan
Lick Lick Lick
Lick Lick Lick
For the cats out in the country
To the city felines too
Lick Lick Lick
Lick Lick Lick
All those magic kitten catties do what kitties do
Lick Lick Lick
Lick Lick Lick
